Privacy Policy
Because your data deserves the same respect as your nervous system.
Effective Date:Â June 2025
Welcome
Hi, I'm so glad you're here! I run this whole beautiful operation solo, which means when you sign up for an offering, email me a question, or make a purchase, it's me who reads it—not a team of faceless executives in a glass building. I believe in transparency, respect, and treating your information like I would a bowl of long-simmered bone broth—with care, intention, and zero weird additives.
This page explains what I collect, why I collect it, how I protect it, and what you can do if you ever want to opt out, update, or delete your info.
What I Collect (And Why)
I collect some basic info so I can serve you well and keep things running smoothly. Here's the scoop:
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When you sign up for a course, workshop, or newsletter: I’ll collect your name and email.
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When you make a purchase: I’ll collect billing info (like your address and payment method) to fulfill your order and send you receipts—don’t worry, payment details are securely processed through a trusted third-party.
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When you browse the site: I automatically gather non-creepy data like your IP address, browser type, and what pages you visited. This helps me understand what’s working (and what’s not).
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If you reply to an email or send me love notes: That info lives in my inbox, and yes, I read everything.
I may also use cookies (the digital kind, not the kind made with almond flour) to make your experience smoother. You can disable those in your browser at any time if you’d prefer not to be tracked.
Why I Use Your Info
Your information helps me:
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Send you what you signed up for (like course access or updates)
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Process payments and orders
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Improve my offerings based on what people actually use
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Occasionally email you about new things I think you’ll love
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Keep the site secure, working, and helpful
I don’t sell your data, rent it out, or trade it for a box of ceremonial cacao. Ever.
Who Else Might See It
I do use some trusted tools to run this website and deliver your experience, like email marketing platforms, website hosting, and payment processors. These tools only get access to what they need to do their job, and they’re not allowed to use your info for anything else.
If I'm legally required to hand over info (say, by a court or tax agency), I’ll do what’s required—but I’ll always protect your privacy as much as the law allows.
Your Choices
You’re in control. At any time, you can:
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Unsubscribe from emails (there’s a link in every one)
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Request access to the personal info I’ve stored
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Ask me to update, correct, or delete your information entirely
To do any of that, just email me at [your email address]. I may need to confirm it’s really you before making changes, just to keep things secure.
Data Storage & Security
Your info is stored on secure servers managed by reliable service providers. I use all reasonable, industry-standard protections to keep your data safe—but if the internet ever implodes, please know I’m doing my best with the resources I have (and possibly a calming cup of tulsi tea).
Children's Privacy
This site isn’t meant for kids under 13. I don’t knowingly collect info from children, and if I find out I accidentally did, I’ll delete it faster than a bag of kale chips at a potluck.
Changes to This Policy
Things change—technologies, laws, and probably my favorite herbal tincture. If I update this policy, I’ll post the new version right here and update the date above. You can check in anytime to stay informed.
Third-Party Shenanigans
Sometimes I link to other websites, tools, or resources. I can’t control how those places handle your data, so be sure to check their privacy policies too. I only share tools I use and trust, but still—click wisely.
Questions?
If anything here feels unclear, confusing, or makes you wonder how the internet actually works, reach out. I’ll explain as clearly and honestly as I can—without jargon, I promise.
đź“§ Contact me anytime:Â [email protected]
Stay well, stay empowered, and thank you for trusting me with your journey and your data. đź’›